Of course you have seen a ghost. Probably
more than one, in all likelihood. Really.
They look like ordinary people do:
solid, vital, alive. Appearing to
breath. It’s all a ruse. Ghosts want you to be
completely relaxed around them, like we
wouldn’t be if we knew the truth. It’s true,
of course you have
seen them. Sitting on buses, by the sea
shore, in parking lots of stores, not creepy
places at all. They’ll haunt the last spot you’d
expect and they’ll be the last person who
you’d think of. Have you seen a ghost? Trust me,
of course you have.